May 2, 2008

ees for fun.

Time to groan.

Christian Pick-up Lines

-"is this pew taken?"

-"i just don't feel called to celibacy."

-"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you." <--tee hee

-"i believe you have one of my ribs."

-"my favourite species of vegetation is the church plant."

-"now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."

-"how would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"

- "do you need prayer? because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you"

-"let's go for a ride in my zondervan"

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