Time to groan.
Christian Pick-up Lines
-"is this pew taken?"
-"i just don't feel called to celibacy."
-"you are so unblemished that i would sacrifice you." <--tee hee
-"i believe you have one of my ribs."
-"my favourite species of vegetation is the church plant."
-"now i know why Solomon had 700 wives... Because he never met you."
-"how would you like to join my Purpose Driven Life?"
- "do you need prayer? because i am certainly willing to lay hands on you"
-"let's go for a ride in my zondervan"