December 4, 2009

PW's Bag of Goodies

First off, I want to say that when I showed the girls at work this picture...

...despite the fact that I have no lips when I smile and my hair appears to be a peculiar shade of green, they said, "You look like you could be related!"


Anyway. I mentioned before that I gave PW a little gift bag. And then a string of slurred words.
Well, she didn't open the bag right then and there. She was probably a little disturbed and confused because of my inability to speak. But she was kind enough to say, "Turning on your camera is an important step in taking pictures!" (yeah, I forgot to turn on my camera), and then she said, "Ooh thank you! I can't wait to see what it is!"
So here's what I gave her (to channel Julie Andrews, "a few of my favorite things"):

Sebastian Whipped Cream
This stuff is truly, truly, amazing. And when you dispense it, it really looks like whipped cream. But it's not food. It's heavenly hair product that I love.

Aquage Beyond Shine
This stuff is pretty awesome. Makes your hair shiny. Like diamonds and pearls. And it smells funky in a good way.

It's a 10 Miracle Leave-In Treatment
This stuff really is a miracle. Ignore the tacky packaging. This stuff gives your hair amazing softness and overall health. I love it.

These items are only available in professional salons. You can't just pop into Wal-Mart and pick up this stuff.
(Actually, I think due to diversion you can but you shouldn't. No no.)
Did you have any idea I had such great hookups?


  1. How dare you.
    Not that there's anything wrong with looking Asian.

  2. I wonder when some young lady will post a picture of you and herself taken at your booksigning. I hope it doesn't take long that her gift bag to you contains anti-aging cream.