...despite the fact that I have no lips when I smile and my hair appears to be a peculiar shade of green, they said, "You look like you could be related!"
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Anyway. I mentioned before that I gave PW a little gift bag. And then a string of slurred words.
Well, she didn't open the bag right then and there. She was probably a little disturbed and confused because of my inability to speak. But she was kind enough to say, "Turning on your camera is an important step in taking pictures!" (yeah, I forgot to turn on my camera), and then she said, "Ooh thank you! I can't wait to see what it is!"
So here's what I gave her (to channel Julie Andrews, "a few of my favorite things"):
Sebastian Whipped Cream
This stuff is truly, truly, amazing. And when you dispense it, it really looks like whipped cream. But it's not food. It's heavenly hair product that I love.
Aquage Beyond Shine
This stuff is pretty awesome. Makes your hair shiny. Like diamonds and pearls. And it smells funky in a good way.
It's a 10 Miracle Leave-In Treatment
This stuff really is a miracle. Ignore the tacky packaging. This stuff gives your hair amazing softness and overall health. I love it.
These items are only available in professional salons. You can't just pop into Wal-Mart and pick up this stuff.(Actually, I think due to diversion you can but you shouldn't. No no.)
Did you have any idea I had such great hookups?
How dare you.
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I wonder when some young lady will post a picture of you and herself taken at your booksigning. I hope it doesn't take long that her gift bag to you contains anti-aging cream.
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